What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are breasts attractive?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the most gay experience with your dad?